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[Wu Xin The Monster Killer]
Episode 12
I heard that you wish to see me?
I don't wish to. I just want to get out of here.
Get out of here?
So that you can think of ways to deal with me?
I'm just hungry.
I want to get some food.
Would you like some?
I won't have human flesh.
This isn't human flesh. This is beef.
But I added some arsenic to it. Do you still want it?
When are you letting me out?
Love develops over time. I definitely have to lock you in here longer.
You had better develop love over time with that boy toy Zhang of yours.
When it comes to being human, I've been all sorts of beautiful women.
In terms of attainments, I'm skilled in both good and dark magic.
With my status and power, how can I just make do with anyone?
Your status is just a ninth mistress who is half human and half monster.
Your attainments are just being an old immortal monster.
You want to develop love over time?
In your dreams!
But if you set me free
we can at least still become friends.
When you can't die and no one comes to your aid
I can still talk to you.
I want something cooked for lunch!
Commander Gu, wake up!
Commander Gu!
Commander Gu, wake up!
- What? - Wake up quickly!
I just saw Wu Xin in my dream and he was trapped in a coffin.
He couldn't get out no matter how hard he tried.
I shouted till my voice went hoarse and he still couldn't hear me.
Dreams are the opposite of reality.
If you dream that someone is dead, then he is alive.
That is a sign of auspiciousness.
Dharma Master might be lucky?
Just stay here.
I'm still worried.
Why don't you leave the mountain with me to look for him?
What are you doing? Is he your man?
Do you obey him or not?
What did he say to you before he left?
If you really want to help him
you should just be good and stay here.
Stop scaring yourself, all right?
Who gave you that rotten idea?
Is it that bunch of Taoist priests at Qing Yun Monastery?
They are so pathetically dumb.
Do they plan to subdue me with that?
No one suggested anything to me.
I just didn't want to be harassed by you!
How am I inferior to Yue Ya?
I have to say... Doesn't this man treat you quite well?
Why don't you love him?
He's but a commoner. He's not fit to be with me.
It gets lonely up at the top of the hierarchy.
I'm sure that you can understand my loneliness?
Even if I don't kill Yue Ya
she will age and die eventually.
By then, wouldn't you have to look for a new lover?
But I'm different.
I can be with you always until time goes by and all changes.
I will always be me.
As long as your body stays alive and my soul intact
we'll destined to be together. We should be as one.
Amitabha Buddha.
I have to say, so much for being alive
for hundreds of years, Yue Qi Luo.
You don't even know what love is.
Fine, I'll let you know what love is.
Bring it here.
Don't mess around with me!
Leave now.
Amitabha Buddha.
Yue Qi Luo! This is called love.
I won't see you off!
He is so gullible. Why would you keep him?
Because I want to have him.
But he will only make you angry.
He's very capable since he can infuriate me.
Apart from him, no other common human is fit to make me happy or angry.
Yue Ya, have you slept yet?
Are you still worried about me?
You gave me a talisman.
I'll also give you one.
We'll have one each.
Come back soon. You mustn't lose a leg or an arm.
I can't keep wasting my time here.
I have to try to get out.
[Gu Residence]
Come in.
Qi Luo, this is Master Chu who has studied abroad.
He has opened up a photo studio.
Everyone says that he is good at taking photographs.
- I invited him to take some for you. - I'm not in the mood.
Send him home.
Qi Luo, what is the matter?
Can you not treat me like a little girl?
What's the point of doing meaningless things like this?
Look at this jewelry that you got me.
Apart from taking up space, they are totally useless.
Then there are those candies and snacks as well.
They are so sweet I've gotten a toothache.
I advise you not to waste your time.
Report!
Commander, the man in the well made a fuss to say that he's surrendering.
- Really? - Yes!
What is it? Have you come to your senses?
It's too cold in here.
I can't stand this torture.
You can come out
but you have to burn your talisman first.
Fire?
It's fine. Let him out.
What do you plan to do with me?
How about keeping you here for a few days?
If you make me happy, I might set you free.
Who knows?
Qi Luo.
Why don't I just follow your orders?
Qi Luo, I'm hungry!
Wow!
Dig in.
It's delicious!
Eat slowly.
No one is snatching away your food.
If you had come to your senses earlier, you wouldn't have had to suffer.
It isn't as if you don't know me well.
I also feel bad torturing you.
Has the photographer left?
If he's still here, ask him to come over.
I'd like to have our photo taken.
So do I.
Hurry up!
All right, don't move! I'm about to take your photograph!
Good!
We'll take another one.
Wait a minute.
Done!
Wait here for me.
- I'll go and get changed. - Sure, I'll wait for you.
This is so amazing.
Can it really record our images?
Yes, this Western gadget is very good.
It can take very clear photos.
Have a look. Go on.
Let's go.
We'll take more photographs.
Qi Luo!
- Go after him! - Go!
- Are you all right? - Catch him alive
or bring his corpse back!
Go after him!
- Go this way! - Go!
He's over here!
Go!
We already shot him to pieces.
Why is there so little blood?
Commander, Wu Xin is already dead.
Leave this to me.
You should get some rest soon.
Get a big urn and put him in there.
Have it sent to my room.
What are you waiting for? Do what she said!
Yes!
Go!
Wu Xin, I'd like to see how you resurrect yourself.
Yue Ya! What happened?
Let me have a look!
No! I can't keep waiting here.
If you won't take me there, I'll go on my own!
Wait!
Will you stop making a fuss?
You can't go if Dharma Master told you not to!
It's been three days and he's not back yet, so something must be wrong.
That's impossible. Wait!
Perhaps Dharma Master was a bit dumb and forgot about the charm.
Or he could have tripped and knocked himself out.
So he went back again.
Am I right?
Do you believe that?
I believe that anyway...
- Step aside! - Yue Ya!
If you leave, I'll kill myself!
Kill yourself! Go on! I'm watching!
Step aside if you want to stay alive!
No, stop fooling around! Put that down!
Put that down!
Why don't we wait for one more day, and then Dharma Master might be back.
If he still hasn't by then, I'll take you down the mountain.
My good sister, good Yue Ya.
Be good.
All I want is to keep you.
What is all this for?
Someone died here today. Let's leave quickly.
- Hurry up! - It's dry and easily flammable!
Be careful of fire and candles!
It's dry and easily flammable!
Be careful of fire and candles!
It's dry and easily flammable!
Be careful of fire...
Apologies for the disturbance. I'm just passing by here
to make a living.
Excuse me for disturbing you!
- Thank you, sirs. - Can I have a bowl of noodles
- and more meat? - Sure.
You've won some money?
- Just enough for noodles. - Sir, a bowl of noodles.
Mr. Zhang San.
Why have you finished so early today?
Are you being lazy again?
Getting some rest early today.
You can rest earlier
but I have to go all the way to Qing Yun Monastery tonight
to pick up our boss.
Mr. Zhang San, take your time. I'm off now.
All right.
- I'm off! - Drive slowly.
Sirs, you're here?
Please give me a minute.
Wu Xin, wait for me.
Once day breaks, I'll go and fetch you back.
Commander Gu.
It's me!
Why are you so crazy?
Are you trying to scare me to death?
It's almost dawn. Let's get going.
Who is it?
It's a hand!
Wait here! I can handle it!
Why is it a hand?
It's slapping the Taoist priest...
Why does it look like Wu Xin's hand the more I look at it?
Dharma Master's hand?
You can tell from that?
Wu Xin... Is that you?
Why is it writing?
I...
am...
Wu...
Xin!
Hang in there, Yue Ya!
When you left, you made me a promise.
You said that you'd be back unharmed.
Why did you come back like this?
Hang in there.
Yue Ya!
Yue Ya, come back quickly!
Taoist...
It's all right. It will be fine.
[Tell her that I'm sorry.]
No... Last time, you only lost half a head.
But why are you only left with a hand now?
I don't care what is left of you.
You have to grow yourself back!
You said so yourself. You'd come back to me unharmed!
Yue Ya!
Wait a minute.
Dharma Master told me to apologize to you on his behalf.
He said that he made you a promise. He kept it.
Don't play hero.
Escape when it's dangerous.
It's just that his fingers could only move a little at a time.
It took him a night to run from the bottom of the mountain to the top.
This was all for you.
He was worried that you might get anxious.
He also said that if you don't mind, dig a hole and bury him.
He will grow himself back.
Aren't two bedrooms enough for you to grow? You had to choose dirt?
It's winter! Do you want to freeze to death?
What is he writing?
Tell me quickly what he is writing!
He said he's afraid that you'll think he looks strange.
He's worried about frightening you.
He wants to stay with me.
No. You're worried about frightening her but what about me?
Sure.
As long as he doesn't die or bury himself in dirt
he can stay wherever he pleases.
- I don't mind! - No, but I do.
If you bury him, I'll bury you!
How about that?
Fine, he can stay with me.
But you have to promise me
that you sleep when I sleep and wake up when I wake up.
Don't come out wandering about late at night!
Hurry up!
Yue Ya!
You're asleep?
If you sleep so much during the day, won't you be awake at night?
What are you doing?
Don't touch him!
I stayed up all night making this.
Cover him with this at night so he doesn't catch a cold.
No... Is it necessary to do this for a hand?
If some girl treats me like this as well
I won't even blink an eye when I die. Do you hear me?
Wu Xin, are you hungry?
How can he eat like this?
Before my mouth is grown back, I can't have any meals.
If I'm hungry, soak me in water.
How can he only feed on water?
Why don't we use soup instead?
Don't add any salt.
You're both here.
Before dawn this morning, I saw you and her and a...
I'll leave you to it.
Taoist priest? Taoist priest!
Taoist priest, no...
Wait a minute!
I have nothing against you, so why did you bring a monster here?
That's not a monster! That's Wu Xin!
What?
That's Wu Xin's hand.
All he has left is a hand and it's still moving.
What is he if not a monster?
Wait! Allow me to explain it!
I'm begging you!
Please take him away from here quickly! I'm begging you! Please!
I'll repay your kindness in my next life!
Stop right there!
Repay your ass!
Would he have ended up like this if it weren't for you?
What rotten suggestion did you give him? What charm?
Your grand junior master shot him to pieces and he's left with only a hand.
If he's not left with an immortal part to grow himself back, will he be alive?
He can grow back?
Never mind that.
Just keep in mind that he ended up like this because of you!
- I... - I what?
Listen up! If you dare to drive us out, I'll expose all your little secrets.
Swindling, killing innocent people
covering up for your seniors, and pretending to be an expert...
I understand.
You can stay as long as you want.
But make sure that no one finds out about him.
If anyone sees a monster here in my monastery
I won't be able to make a living.
Sure.
It's a deal.
Thank you.
That...
Is the Taoist priest going to drive us out?
How is that possible?
Do I have the gift of gab for nothing?
Rest assured and stay.
Dharma Master, don't worry.
I've kept on my mind how well you've treated me.
I'm a faithful and righteous man.
I'll never leave either of you behind!
Commander Gu, you don't seem to be...
as annoying as you once were.
But if you really can't grow back to what you once were
you shouldn't keep Yue Ya waiting.
Have her marry a nice man!
For example, I, Gu Xuan Wu, am quite the man!
No!
Let go!
It hurts!
- What happened? What happened to him? - Look at this! What is it?
No... Tell me, this...
It wasn't like this yesterday.
What is it now?
If it changes its form every day, what are we to do?
What else can we do?
No matter what, it is still Wu Xin.
Now I know why he wanted to bury himself in dirt.
Wu Xin, why have you turned into this?
You could still write yesterday.
Even if I couldn't read it, Commander Gu could read it to me.
Now I won't know whether you're hungry or cold.
Yue Ya, don't panic.
Didn't Dharma Master say that he can grow himself back?
Give him some time.
The more anxious you are the more worried he is.
He'll grow back eventually.
Could you really be dead?
Yue Ya!
Dharma Master has turned into a worm!
What?
Quickly!
Why has it become like this?
Exactly, it's even moving around.
What smell is that? It's so raw and salty!
Did he smell like that?
- Get me a box! - What for?
- Quickly! - All right.
Dharma Master is growing bigger and bigger.
When will he grow into human form?
What do you mean by that?
No, I don't mean anything bad.
I'm not telling you to remarry.
Aren't you still single?
Here's what I have in mind.
We can't keep staying in this monastery, can we?
We have to think about our future.
We have to figure out some other means.
Do you have any?
I really do.
Here's what I have in mind.
While Dharma Master is still small, we'll carry him with us to Tianjin.
Tianjin?
We know nothing about that place, so why are we going there?
Don't worry about that.
When we get to Tianjin
I'll have the chance to make a comeback
and become successful again.
By then, you only need to lead a good life.
In your dreams.
Do you even know how to chat with anyone?
Shouldn't we remain hopeful in life?
Shouldn't we have a goal?
With him looking like this, how hopeful can I be?
Moreover, I'm a woman. I can't make any decisions.
I've always listened to him!
You listened to Dharma Master?
Let's ask him then.
He's agreed to it.
Why has he agreed?
Master.
You're having a meal?
Don't fall down!
You... What do you want?
My Dharma Master and I are here to bid you farewell.
Bid me farewell?
The three of us, I, Dharma Master, and Yue Ya
are going to Tianjin.
What are you hiding for?
Dharma Master asked me especially to bring him here to see you.
He said that he's grateful to you for looking after us for such a long time.
This is what I should do.
Are you not coming back then?
I can't say that for sure.
But that's what we plan to do.
If you really can't bear for us to leave
I'll leave Dharma Master here.
- He can stay to keep you company. - Wait!
I can bear to let you go.
Could you get us two train tickets then?
Two? I can even get you twenty.
Yue Ya, after Dharma Master changes into human form
- will he become a woman? - Stop the car.
If he becomes a woman, I'll turn you into a eunuch!
Taoist priest!
What are you doing?
I heard that you are leaving
and I'm worried so I have to send the car to take you to the station.
You're too polite.
- I should. - Thank you, Master.
That...
Is Master Wu Xin leaving with you?
Isn't he here?
It's fine that he's in there!
Please get in the car.
Yue Ya, get in the car.
I won't see you off then.
Safe journey. Take care.
Thank you, Master!
Thank you!
- Yang, you must see them to the train. - I know!
Driver, let's go!
I mean, drive!
Goodbye!
My poor new car...
They are finally gone.
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